I HATE this table...

ever been seated near the bathroom, the door, the wall, the corner, etc...

Sometimes it's OK to act like my GramaE. NEVER EVER accept the 1st table. If, however, you're seated here:

you have no cause for complaint (unless someone below is looking up your skirt...)

This solo (or really duo or is it venti?) table (#69 for request purposes) at Alto is what Eater calls a PRIMO table and I am inclined(used to mean I am leaning [italics used here not bc the letters are leaning but merely as emphasis] towards agreeing, leaning, like on an incline...ya know how sometimes words just MAKE SENSE?) to agree.

Like the other day...when leverage just made sense...ya know, like in her new position she has more leverage. Like in some positions a lever has more leverage...like from physics class. Get it? Or like, afternoon is actually after the time that is noon. Did I lose you? What else? that's all the language I've got for now. It's late in the day and I've been super duper busy. Why duper? why not super looper or super mooper, is it bc you'd have to spell them differently? super luper, super muper just reads wrong. Ok, really done.