Though a deal is not yet signed, we can report that Jean-Georges Vongerichten’s partnership with Japanese restaurateurs the Matsushita brothers is back on.
Umm, yeah here's the math:
the guy behind Jean-Gorges, and Vong and other places PLUS Matsuhisa (which, for those of you don't know is the last name of NOBU and the name of the Nobu resto in Aspen) EQUALS
restaurant perfection (we hope).
Nobu is FAB (melt in your mouth new style sashimi) and Vong is good (altho I went 100 years ago on a date w/some guy who was a good kisser(the one time I finally let him kiss me. STUPID STUPID STUPID) but only wanted to go out and cldn't just relax and also never had a hair out of place...hey you, are you reading this, do you think I'm talking about you? Can you tell me your last name again so I can google you please. Thanks. PS. your 1st name starts w/a B and your dad's a federal judge (Hello your honor)).
Save it, everyone googles everyone! The scary thing is using google images. YIKES!
Speaking of math, I'm never eating again so you all can enjoy this new restaurant if it ever opens. I went to the dr, where I KNOW you can decline to be weighed but I just choose to turn around so I can't see the big heavy bars move to the right. I can just hear the clicking...lots of clicking. So I ask the nurse to just tell me the difference between last time and this time. NOT THE WEIGHT (I refuse to take ownership of it) ITSELF, just THE DIFFERENCE! I knew there was a difference (and not in my favor) because my pants say so. So she can't do the math and instead not only reminds me what I weighed last time(who cares) but also WHAT I WEIGH NOW. I DON"T WANT TO KNOW!!!! ARG! Stupid nurse! Does she think I turned around bc I'm stupid and don't know how to stand on a scale? I was smart enough to take my shoes off....
So, bottom line (or big bottom, or tummy fattness or nothing fits or fat and gross or going to shop in the Women's Dept starting now) she can't do math and now I hate everything and everyone. I'm a little pissed off at myself, but there's too much of me to hate right now so I'll get to that later. Ya know how you have a weight that if you get to you'll kill yourself? yeah, I'm that plus 10! I can do math. I'll be the fat, smart funny friend.
Going to jog around the office then the block, then the world.
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Are you aware that A actually reads these from time to time???
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